MAYBE IF I WAS FUCKING RETARDED, AND HAD DOWNS SYNDROME, I WOULD, BUT IM NOT AND I DONT SO I WON'T
1. MY EGO FLUCTUATES AS MY SELF DOUBT AND INSECURITIES INCREASE
2. my favorite vodka is GEORGI because it's cheap and doesn't have FUCKING APPLE LIME CHERRY FLAVOR
3. my best friend is as annoying as bull spit but if i didn't have her in my life i would die :<
4. when i'm alone somewhere w/ a lot of people i don't know i get stony faced
5. my metabolism took a dip FUCK
6. i go on the treadmill EVERYDAY
8. i have to shower every day because my hair hates me
9. i continue with a mean joke until someone laughs at it even if it's me
10. i hate being around touchy people who are touchy with my face
11. i sound like a dyke, as in my voice, i just sound like one
12. i love playing dynasty warriors w/ :yusho:
13. i haaate clingy niggas
14. i looove adrien brody, sexii sexii
15. I AM A FREE SPIRIT MULTI SEXUAL BISEXUAL OMNISEXUAL OMNIPOTENT PANSEXUAL OMINOUS ANIMAL ABUSER
Devious Comments
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"You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?"
xkcd #291
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Sup dawg?
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"You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?"
xkcd #291
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